legalmexican:

Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom

(Source: cats4everyone)

easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

(Source: sandandglass)

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flaming-ducks:


thepleasureprinciple:


Welp.


I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS. FUCKING LISTEN!!

flaming-ducks:

thepleasureprinciple:

Welp.

I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS. FUCKING LISTEN!!

(Source: luxurygoldgodess)


The kitten color printer ran out of ink mid way through

The kitten color printer ran out of ink mid way through

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dank-hill:

thepianogirl1:

amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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I seriously miss the book fair.

Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

We even had them in Pakistan and they were a big hit.

Oh the good old days

Relax people, they still have them. I saw one last year.

(Source: pyralspite)

meladoodle:

1/7th of my life has been a wednesday

(Source: meladoodle)

upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

(Source: boobslyn)

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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